SHERLOCK.

• Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
• Sherlock: lol I don't care
• Henry: HOUND
• Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
• ~LATER~
• Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
• John: town
• Sherlock: let's go
• Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
• John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
• Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
• ~MEANWHILE~
• Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
• Townsman: fuck you I did tho
• John: lol I get 50 quid for free
• ~AND THEN~
• Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
• John: I am a captain
• Sherlock: trolololol
• ~INVESTIGATION IN PROGRESS~
• Sherlock: rabbit
• Stapleton: rabbit
• John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
• Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
• Sherlock: kthanks
• John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
• Sherlock:
• John: Your coat
• Sherlock:
• John: stop being attractive
• Sherlock:
• John: I meant mysterious
• ~THEN~
• Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
• John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
• Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
• Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
• ~BUT THEN~
• Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
• Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
• John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
• Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
• Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
• ~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
• Sherlock: alcoholdl
• John: you're having an emotion
• Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
• John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
• Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
• John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
• ~CHATTING UP TEH LADIE~
• Frankland: just casually ruining everything
• John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
• ~THE NEXT DAY~
• Sherlock: john
• John:
• Sherlock: john
• John:
• Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
• John:
• Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
• John: okay.
• Sherlock: insults.
• ~LATER STILL~
• Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
• John: crying
• Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
• John: therapist danger shit
• Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
• Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
• Sherlock: DEDUCTIONS
• Moriarty: BOO
• Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
• Dog: HOUND
• John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
• Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
• ~MEANWHILE~
• Moriarty: SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK